"China pushing anal swabs for covid testing
We have some bizarre news for you in today's Situation Update.
First, China is now pushing "anal swabs" for covid-19, which means they are now pushing the insane narrative that covid lives in your butt, but you have to wear a diaper on your face.
Seriously, folks, at this point they are just making s##t up and seeing if they can convince the sheeple to go along with whatever hare-brained idea they pull out of thin air.
Its all a cruel joke."